Itsnotyouitsme Report 65: Things to Know

Paula Abdul Is Ecstatic To Return Working With Simon Cowell. - via usmagazine.com

Uh-oh, We're Sending Positive Vibes Your Way Ms. Houston! It's been reported that Whitney Houston Has Indeed Checked Into Rehab. - via radaronline.com

Get Your Shakeweight Now! - via boston.barstoolsports.com

"Oscar Nom Noms". - via cityrag.com

"A Zillion Choices for Your Summer Mani/Pedi: Kudos to Refinery29 for pulling together the most comprehensive color wheel of summer nail polishes that we’ve ever seen." - via refinery29.com

"See Lady Gaga Covered With Babies and Dressed as a Baby: New York Magazine invited costume designers, artists, and general weirdos to come up with outfits for Lady Gaga. There are a disturbing number of baby references. (We’d love to see her in the Blonds’ unicorn costume, though)." - via nymag.com

"Victoria Beckham, Florence Welch, and Natalia Vodianova on Sunday Times’ Rich List: The Sunday Times in the UK released its annual “Rich List” and lots of fashion people are enjoying the posh life. Like Posh, who earned £165 million with Becks last year. Emma Watson, Florence Welch, and models Lily Cole and Natalia Vodianova are also blessed with riches.ed" - via vogue.co.uk

"12-year-old Chris Whitehead showed up at his school wearing a skirt to protest a policy that prohibits boys from wearing shorts in the summer." - via thedailywh.at

"Karl Lagerfeld Is a Busy Man: The Chanel designer just finished his cruise collection and has been hawking Magnum Ice Cream and now, Lagerfeld has made plans to release Nietzsche’s writings in their entirety. Only 3,000 copies will be published and it will only be available in German. He also directed a short film, The Tale of a Fairy starring Chanel’s usual suspects (Freja, Babtiste, etc.,) as a companion to the cruise collection. The short launches on Chanel.com today." - via chanel-news.chanel.com

"Everyone Wants to See the McQueen Exhibit: The Metropolitan Museum of Art has reported that in less than a week, the Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty exhibit has drawn over 43,000 visitors." - via dnainfo.com

"Heidi Klum and Seal’s Masquerade Themed Vow Renewals: The couple is known for their lavish Halloween costumes, so of course they went all out for their vow renewal ceremony. Klum wore a big poufy dress while Seal opted for a pirate hat. Both wore masks." - via nymag.com

Check Out What's Going On At Wasilla High School’s. - via thedailywh.at

Jane Fonda Is Still Smoking Hot! - via seriouslyomg.com

"RUSSIAN NEWS HOST LOSES IT OVER STORY ON MARIJUANA, BEARS". - via towleroad.com

Obviously Photo Shopped, It's Still Nasty!!! - via thedailywh.at

What A Surprise! The Hole's To Small. Gotta Get In There Somehow. - via omgblog.com

"Bird’s Jen Makin Is Cleaning Out Her Closet: Next Wednesday, May 18, the owner of the impossibly cool Brooklyn boutique will do a bit of spring cleaning, to all of our benefit, selling off new and slightly-worn items. This is her second sale–the first featured crazy good deals from lines such as 3.10 Phillip Lim, Rag & Bone, and Isabel Marant. The sale will be at the store’s Cobble Hill location (on the corner of Smith and Butler) and will also feature a 20% off deal on all full-price merchandise. Synchronize your watches, ladies." - via ny.racked.com

"Marchesa Redesigns the Playboy Bunny Costume: The magazine tapped Georgina Chapman for an updated bunny look to debut at the opening of their new London Playboy Club later this year. The piece will be more for show than to adorn a Girls-Next-Door starlet, though Chapman cited several bunnies as influences, including Lauren Hutton (yep, she was a Playboy girl)." - via vogue.co.uk

"Elie Saab to Launch Fragrance: The designer has channeled his “fashion DNA and philosophy” into a delicious floral, woody scent entitled Le Parfum, debuting in July. Mert Atlas and Marcus Pigget shot Anja Rubik for the ad campaign, in which her flowing pale peach gown mimics the delicate glass flacon." - via wwd.com

"Vidal Sassoon Documentary is Finally Out: The most recent fashion doc to hit the big screen, Vidal Sasson: How One Man Changed The World With A Pair of Scissors chronicles the epic career of the man responsible for the 5 point hair cut and is a perfect look into the impact of the 60′s on style and fashion culture. Currently only in one U.S. theater (The O Cinema – Miami, FL), you can now get it On Demand via Comcast or Time Warner Cable. ed" - via elleuk.com

"The Donald’s Hair Styling Regimen Revealed: How does Donald Trump get his glorious comb-over each morning, you wonder? He combs it a little forward, and a little back. His shampoo of choice? Head & Shoulders." - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Styling Cannes: Stylists Rob Zangardi and Mariel Haenn (who work with Rachel McAdams) say that they go for edgier, high-end looks when dressing stars for the film festival red carpets versus award ceremonies like the Oscars." - via wwd.com

"Leonardo DiCaprio Breaks Up With His Second Model: The actor, who previously dated Gisele, has called it quits with girlfriend Bar Refaeli. The split is reportedly over their busy careers and both of their unwillingness to settle down. Which lucky model will Leo go after next?" - via nypost.com

"Watch Tory Burch, Michael Kors, and DvF on Oprah: The three designers were all part of Oprah’s last ever makeover extravaganza." - via oprah.com

"Sofia Vergara is the New Face of Covergirl: The Modern Family actress is among a diverse group of women who have posed for the makeup brand. Vergara’s ad will debut in January." - via stylelist.com

"Kate Winslet For St. John: Winslet is the new face of the knitwear company, and her campaigns will be part of St. John’s effort to freshen their image." - via stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com