Itsnotyouitsme Report 56: Things to Know

Check out cutie patootie Kate Middleton as a little girl. - via usmagazine.com

Rihanna’s folks give out a helping hand in order to launch her new parfume. [ - via hellobeautiful.com

Sarah Palin labels Comedian Kathy Griffin as a...here it comes..."Bully". Naturally (sarcasm at its finest) - via towleroad.com

"Boy Model Andrej Pejic Would Get A Sex Change For Victoria’s Secret: While backstage at the Gaultier show, a ballsy (haha) Hilary Alexander asked male model Andrej Pejic if he would consider a sex change. “Yes, if I was offered a Victoria’s Secret contract. You’d have to, wouldn’t you.” Probably. Watch the fascinating interview with this boy wonder." - via huffingtonpost.com

"Hermés Likens LVMH’s Actions To Rape: The CEO of Hermés, Patrick Thomas, said of LVMH’s advances on Hermés: “If you want to seduce a beautiful woman, you don’t start by raping her from behind.” - via wwd.com

Supermodel/mom Claudia Schiffer just launched a 30-piece cashmere collection, manufactured by German cashmere label Iris von Arnim. The collection is “not too dressy or sexy.” - via vogue.it

Where Did The Flock Go?! - via cityrag.com

Cause We Didn't See This Coming...An Actor Signs An Exclusive Record Deal. - via huffingtonpost.com

"Lady Gaga Severs Exclusive Target Deal Over Chain's Donations to Anti-Gay Political Group". - via popeater.com

"Lily Allen to Wed in Chanel: After starring in a Chanel handbag campaign and singing live at the house’s Spring 2010 runway show, it’s no surprise that Lily Allen has turned to Karl Lagerfeld to design her wedding dress. The singer will tie the knot with her beau Sam Cooper later this year." - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Cathy Horyn is Miz: America’s most influential fashion writer complains about how terrible it is to cover the shows. Then she makes a couple of good points about clothes and the business. (We feel bad for Hannah MacGibbon, too. That camel collection has defined our wardrobes for the past year.)" - via nytimes.com

"Claudia Schiffer is Anti-Runway: She says that she’ll never step on a catwalk again because she’s too shy. Uhuh." - via dailymail.co.uk

"Gwen Stefani Says Marriage "Hasn't Been the Easiest Journey" in Elle UK". - via popsugar.com

Silly Word Of The Week: Boob? Yes. Boob. - via thedailywh.at

The Granny Work-out. - via thedailywh.at

"The Most Epic Conga Line in History". - via cityrag.com

Robert Pattinson tickles the ivories - via justjaredjr.buzznet.com

Nuts for soccer - via cityrag.com

"Daily Awww: Five-year-old makeup guru." - via theberry.com

"Nothing says, "future restraining order recipient" like tattooing a shrine to Julia Roberts' face on your body". - via thedailywh.at

Jane Fonda was smoking pot with her brother at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. - via celebitchy.com

Not-So-Glossy-Moss: Apparently the world’s most perfect woman got a little drunky at the YSL party. - via nypost.com

"Rihanna Goes All Little Mermaid On Us for Vogue: The pop star’s latest impersonation of Ariel is pretty epic." - via fashionbombdaily.com

"The Richest People in Fashion: Forbes 2011 Rich List is out and LVMH owner Bernard Arnault came in at number four with a worth of a whopping £25.3 billion. Other fashion people to make the list were Francois Pinault, Phillip Green, and Giorgio Armani". - via vogue.co.uk

"Neiman Marcus Gets Digital: The department store launched its own fashion, beauty, and lifestyle blog, NMdaily. It will give shoppers a behind the scenes look into the fashion world." - via blog.neimanmarcus.com

"The Americanization of Paris: American designers are invading the streets of Paris. Michael Kors, Tommy Hilfiger, and Ralph Lauren recently opened up shop, and a giant Abercrombie & Fitch is coming to the Champs-Élysées. Parisian chic is going casual." - via nytimes.com

"Dogs in Couture: Award show season gowns like Helena Bonham Carter’s Vivienne Westwood and Natalie Portman’s pink Viktor & Rolf were reimagined on chihuahuas and bull dogs, and they rock it." - via stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com