Our momma matron, Chelsea Handler, splits in half for the latest issue of The Hollywood Reporter.
On being a self-proclaimed control freak... “I have final say in everything I’m a part of, whether it’s Chelsea Lately or my books and my stand-up. That [kind of power] doesn’t happen a lot. And I didn’t know it didn’t happen until it happened to me and I realized I was the only one.”
On her plans for the future... “The next step for me is not The Tonight Show. That’s a job for Jimmy Fallon. I’m way too divisive for a show like that. I want to do something that’s going to utilize my brain a little more than this show. If Lately is the show that I’m going to do, it’s going to change. But it may turn out that I’m done with it altogether. I can’t keep doing the same thing; my brain is bleeding. I want to do something that’s more mindful and isn’t celebrity-centered. I’m not looking to totally bail on E! They’ve done a lot for me, and I like it here. If you take away the Kardashians.”
Our matron momma, Chelsea Handler, covers the pages of Hampton Magazine's June issue. In it, Chelsea holds nothing back per usual, letting P.Diddy know he can take a hike and would choose to not have him back on her hit late-night talk show in the near future.
Diddy really needs to listen up. I've said this in the past. Maybe this will give him again, a much needed hint that his strong suits are producing and engineering talent rather than looking for a spot in the limelight. It ain't 1998 anymore Diddy, and you've got more problems than money can help you with. I'm just saying.
On one of her most memorable Chelsea Lately guests..."I just had Gwyneth Paltrow on the show. She was hilarious talking about her grandmother calling her a name that I don’t think anybody has ever heard Gwyneth Paltrow use, which I thought was amazing because her timing couldn’t have been more hilarious."
On her favorite celebs to interview...“"Rappers are great because they just don’t really care and they are willing to say anything. And I love that because that’s kind of how I am. They all hit on me. I love Pharrell and thought he was really sweet; Nelly too."
On who she doesn’t care for..."P. Diddy was the only one I was like, ‘Get away from me.’ He’s so late all the time. Maybe he won’t show up in the Hamptons until summer is over."
Last November we reported that late night talk show funny lady Chelsea Handler would be turning her 20something life experiences into a sitcom and guess what? Its here!
The NBC sitcom titled ' Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea' features actress Laura Prepon of 'That 70's Show' fame portraying Chelsea Handler and her wacky adventures as told in her best selling book of the same name.
Check out the preview below which features some very familiar faces.
"Technology is also overrated. It’s making our society less private. Like, I would advise people that while it’s okay to tweet about your paper-towel purchase, I really don’t want to know about what shape your stool is in.
- Splish splash, he was taking a bath. Actor Zach Galifianakis Covers the pages of GQ Magazine's May edition.
We've been saying this all along kiddas. Sure our business is in advertising/marketing in web media but that doesn't equate to a selective group of society that have become sadly enthralled with the Internet and it's bad usages.
Like everything in life, there should be moderation. Take for example online social networking. My friends and I aren't concern with "checking in" at places. For what? For the sake of? What I also don't understand is if you're having such a fun time in a moment of festivities, how in God's name do you have time to alert people about it. And please don't get me started on folks who have, "so much to do and are super-duper busy" but yet they find the time to go online and make people aware of it? Riiight.
We're sticking with our momma Chelsea Handler, music icon Thom Yorke and Zach Galifianakis on this one kiddas. All of whom have addressed this same topic. Sure it's fun to upload pictures and share adorable quotes with one another, especially if the person lives distances away.
Than there are folks who abuse it and use it to promote and spread hate and negativity. Something we are not okay with. Kids are loosing social manners. I am very well aware that Americans don't like to be told what to do unless in time of need. But some folks should try this. Use your phone a little less. Have more real friends as opposed to friends who are on the internet. I think everything is just better when you’re not so wrapped up with electronic devices.
Someone told me once, "I feel like I hang out with my friends and they’re so busy taking pictures of what they’re doing and putting them on Facebook that they’re not really enjoying what they’re doing. You’re going to look back and have a million pictures, but you’re not going to be in any of them. Because you’re not having fun, you’re too busy clicking away."
So you know what I said kiddas. Just enjoy the moment you’re in, and stop telling people about it. Just enjoy it.
For more on Zach's funny interview, scoot over to GQ.com
Also, I recently watched the film, "It s Kind Of A Funny Story" starring Mister Zach Galifianakis himself. The movie is captivating and has multiple encounters with real life situations. All the while, the director takes you on a rollercoaster of fun visuals while attempting to use these illustrations to make sense of it all.
Synopsis: "A clinically depressed teenager gets a new start after he checks himself into an adult psychiatric ward. Based on the young-adult novel by Ned Vizzini."
Rihanna visits Chelsea Handler's late night talk-show while both ladies are in Australia for work purposes. Rihanna is on the last leg of her Australian tour. The topics of conversation were quite random yet hilarious none the less. From touching on the lack of black people in Australia to Rihanna's birthday party, dig all the funny below.
