Itsnotyouitsme Report 71: Things to Know

Tom Hank's Latest Flick "Larry Crowne" Is Reviewed. - via mtv.com

"Emma Watson’s Harper’s Bazaar UK Cover: Watson continues to dazzle post-Potter with a stunning Jekyll-and-Hyde dual cover for the British mag’s August issue. It’s gorgeous and definitely more interesting than her Vogue cover. Which do you prefer, the lighter newsstand copy or the subscriber’s darker edition?" - Fashionista - via fashiongonerogue.com

"Nicola Formichetti Hates Fat People: Good thing Gaga’s skinny? The Thierry Mugler designer and Haus of Gaga stylist expressed his distaste for working with overweight folk in an interview with W; he also talks about being fired from almost every job ever and being a “party kid” when he was younger." - Fashionista - via jezebel.com

"Karl Lagerfeld Makes Pens and Lighters Now, Too: His collaborator this time is S.T. Dupont, for whom he’s created specially designed pens and lighters that fit one’s fingers and won’t roll off a desk. The man must literally never stop designing things." - Fashionista - via wwd.com

"Helmut Newton’s First Major U.S. Retrospective Opens in Houston: “Helmut Newton: White Women, Sleepless Nights, Big Nudes” opened on Sunday at Houston’s Museum of Fine Arts and runs until September 25. It displays the iconic photographer’s work from his three books of the same names, showcasing his transition from magazine to more personal work, highlighting his love of the voluptuous and bold female form." - Fashionista - via vogue.com

Beyonce Goes Old Hollywood In Her New Spread For Italian Vogue. - via theberry.com

A Tired Baby Is A Tired Baby. - via cityrag.com

The Truth and Real Reason Behind British Band Oasis' Break-up. - via huffingtonpost.com

President Obama Appoints Brenda S. Fulton, " a retired Army Captain who is also a lesbian, to the Board of Visitors of the United States Military Academy at West Point, making her the first openly LGBT person to serve there." - via towleroad.com

"Reuters: You still write your scripts on a typewriter?Woody Allen: I don’t own a word processor; I am not a gadget person. Reuters: So how do you adapt to the world of iPods and iPads? Woody Allen: I have a telephone, a cell phone, but all I can do on it is call out and receive calls. I don’t have any other use, I have no, what do you call it, text number?" - via videogum.com

Actress Keri Russell Is Expecting A Baby! - via icydk.com

Turtle Power To The Rescue. Ninja Weapons Sold Separately! - via cityrag.com

Oh No! Baby Lily From "Modern Family" Has Been Given The Boot. - via seriouslyomg.com

"Arizona Muse Dating Freja?? According to some rumors floating around the couture shows, models-in-demand Arizona Muse and Freja Beha Erichsson are romantically involved. Talk about a power couple. See this Terry Richardson photo from April and talk amongst yourselves… fact or fiction?" - Fashionista - via fashion.elle.com

"Anna Wintour Receives French Legion Of Honor Award: The decoration, created by Napolean in 1802, is France’s highest honor and has been bestowed upon the likes of Karl Lagerfeld, Giorgio Armani, Ralph Lauren and Valentino. Wintour accepted the award in none other than Chanel haute couture, which was less than 24 hours off the runway." - Fashionista - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Watch Anderson Cooper Talk About His Mom’s Name On People’s Butts: Anderson Cooper recently launched his own YouTube channel and in the second post he talks about his famous denim-designing mom, Gloria Vanderbilt, and what it was like growing up in ignorance of the spotlight; apparently, it took seeing Gloria’s name on other women’s backsides for him to realize his family was famous." - Fashionista - via styleite.com

"Lindsay Lohan’s on Italian Vanity Fair: Lindsay Lohan’s first post-house arrest magazine cover is out and it’s the latest issue of Italian Vanity Fair, which hit newstands today. Lohan is also rumored to cover September’s American Vanity Fair, so we guess Conde Nast has no problem putting the same girl on the covers of international versions of the same magazine two months in a row." - Fashionista - via vanityfair.it

"Brazilian Vogue‘s Lazy Gisele Cover: Does Brazilian Vogue need some new editing software? Apparently, the latest issue with Gisele on the cover is super blurry. Plus, Made in Brazil points out that the Brazilian supermodel’s spread inside the glossy is eerily similar a W editorial with Kate Moss from 2006." - Fashionista - via madeinbrazilblog.com