Itsnotyouitsme Report 74: Things to Know

After spending 69 days underground, the 33 miners from Chile are selling the rights to their story and are going Hollywood! - via huffingtonpost.com

President Obama Serves His Country Just Right. Along with thee 'Service Chiefs of the U.S. Military', Obama certified the repeal of the military's 18-year-old "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy! - via towleroad.com

Mutant Doggies To The Rescue! Or Rather, Super Doggie to their own rescue!? - via cityrag.com

"Michael Kors Introduces His Jewelry Collection: The designer’s first full jewlery collection, a collaboration with Fossil, launches this fall. View the highly anticipated line, that includes chains and silver cuffs, in a video narrated by Kors himself." - Fashionista.com - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

"Tory Burch’s Beauty Secrets: Emulate the designer’s all-American look by nixing the Diet Coke and protecting your skin." - Fashionista.com - via intothegloss.com

"The Life of a ‘Fashion DJ’: Chelsea Leyland, who is part of an upcoming documentary on MTV about female DJs, talks about why she chose spinning for fashion people over the club scene. She explains that they “always want to be educated and they want to hear obscure things, like old English things that are wacky." - Fashionista.com - via style.com

"Vote For the Hottest Editors: Racked is hosting a “Hottest Editor Competition” this afternoon. Choose between 32 of the most beautiful faces behind your favorite glossies." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

Uh-Oh, In This Situation Patience Is Truly A Virtue. "Having lost his patience with a protruding hernia, a 63-year-old Glendale (CA) man attempted an act of self-surgery using a six-inch butter knife." - via thedailywh.at

"The World According to New York." - via cityrag.com

Lauryn Hill Welcomes A New Baby Boy! - via imnotobsessed.com

George Clooney’s Official Film Poster "Ides of March" Has Been Released. - via laineygossip.com

"Recession Be Damned, LVMH is Raking It In: The luxury conglomerate has seen an impressive increase in sales for the first half of 2011. Louis Vuitton and Dom Perignon were among the group’s top performers." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

"Tom Ford Opens Up Shop in Harrods: A special boutique space in the department store will be the first UK location for the designer’s womenswear. The shop will stock ready-to-wear and accessories." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Fashion Film: Daphne Guiness As Jean Seberg: Guinness collaborated with filmmaker and photographer Joe Lally to create The Murder of Jean Seberg, an art film that loosely tells the story of the beloved American actress’ controversial death in 1979 (it’s more conceptual than fact-based). Read the interviews with Guinness and Lally as well." - Fashionista.com - via showstudio.com

"The Story Behind Anna Dello Russo’s Famous Cherry Hat: The now-famous cherries were designed by British milliner Piers Atkinson, who was inspired by “sex on the brain” and 80s images of girls eating chocolate-dipped fruit. Weird." - Fashionista.com - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

"Kate Moss Goes Topless For Terry Richardson: The model and photographer are notorious friends, which apparently means she’s totally cool with stripping it all off to pose for him. Notice she appears to be holding one of his infamous flannels. Like many Richardson shots, this creeps me out." - Fashionista.com - via styleite.com

"Lady Gaga Brought To Tears On SYTYCD." - via imnotobsessed.com

Janice Dickinson charms the pants of a mechanic after locking her keys in her vehicle. - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

Enrique Iglesias And His Small Penis?! - via thesuperficial.com

"The McQueen Exhibit Is Open Until Midnight On It’s Last Two Nights: On Saturday, August 6 and Sunday, August 7, Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty will be open to the public until midnight, the latest the museum has ever kept an exhibit open. A spokesperson remarked, “These midnight hours will mark a fitting conclusion to this powerful exploration of McQueen’s work.” We couldn’t agree more." - Fashionista.com - via metmuseum.org

"Watch: Interview With Tamara Mellon: Lisa Armstrong of The Times talks to Mellon about how she discovered the London cobbler Jimmy Choo and helped turn him into a global megabrand." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"The Olsens Are Doing Handbags For Elizabeth & James: Hot off the trail of The Row’s bag line, Mary-Kate and Ashley are working on a handbag collection for their contemporary line to be release next year. Hopefully they’ll be at least slightly more affordable; maybe a few hundred, as opposed to that $39,000 alligator backpack…" - Fashionista.com - via fashion.elle.com

Madonna And Her...Cellulite Obsession?! - via celebitchy.com

An Orange Within An Orange. - via thedailywh.at

Christopher Walken Walks Around In His Pj's And A 'Olsen-Sized Purse.' - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

"Question: If someone was hoarding dead cats, would you aid their recovery by letting them buy more cats? Because, apparently, that's Good Morning America's policy. In "helping out" this makeup hoarder, the show took her down to the local drug store to pick out $70 worth of new face paint. Logic. Love it." - Omgblog.com - via omgblog.com

"The Olsens Gave Shoe Fittings in Central America: Mary-Kate and Ashley, who recently collaborated with Toms on a range of cashmere shoes, just took a trip with founder Blake Mycoskie to Honduras to personally give out shoes to needy kids in three different communities. Good for them!" - Fashionista.com - via stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com

“Billie Jean” named most stylish video: GQ ranked the 30 most stylish music videos of all time. Michael Jackson took both the #30 and #1 spots for “Thriller” and “Billy Jean,” respectively. Though his red leather jacket in “Thriller” may be more memorable, Jackson’s leather suit (with cropped pants), bowtie, pink socks and oxfords were pretty inspiring." - Fashionista.com - via gq.com

"Robyn Lawley’s Vogue coup: Robyn Lawley, who covered Italian Vogue‘s recent plus-size issue, now stars in Australian Vogue‘s first-ever plus-size spread." - Fashionista.com - via frockwriter.blogspot.com