Itsnotyouitsme Report 70: Things to Know

Their Fast Fuse Burned Out Awfully Too Quickly... - via cityrag.com

"Pantene gets hair secrets from top actresses: More “approachable,” “relevant,” and “authentic” spokeswoman will now be representing the haircare brand: actresses. Finally, we can steal beauty tips from gorg Eva Mendes!" -Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Thriller jacket auctions off for big bucks: To celebrate the 2-year anniversary of the King of Pop’s passing, a Texan gold miner shelled out a mere $1.8 million to make the iconic Thriller jacket his own. The piece must be in good hands- wow, MJ can truly R.I.P." - Fashionista.com - via newsfeed.time.com

"Topshop invades Down Under: Aussies, get psyched. The British fave is joining Zara and hitting Melbourne and Sydney with a few standalone boutiques before the end of 2011. Score!" - Fashionista.com - via sassybella.com

"Beyonce gifts Solange with 25 pairs of shoes: The singer, who’s been known for spending millions on her loved ones, splurged at Saks and Bergdorf’s on Thursday, and bought her sis a pair of shoes for every year she’s been alive. Can we join this family?" - Fashionista.com - via nypost.com

Learn All The Things You Didn't Know About Beyonce! - via celebuzz.com

Julia Roberts About Co-star Tom Hanks At The "Larry Crowne" Premiere, "Tom Hanks Almost Killed Her." - via socialitelife.com

The Next Time You Get Pulled-Over By A Police Officer, Make Sure To Pass A Little 'Relief' From The Previous Meal You Might Have Had. - via towleroad.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Truth Be Told... - via omgblog.com

Simply Adorable...A Soldier And His Cat. - via cityrag.com

"The model cavorts with various inflatable creatures in this colorful, jungle-themed swimwear spread in Interview." { - via interviewmagazine.com

"Would You Buy This Leather Thank You Bag? Reusable grocery bags are now ubiquitous, which is awesome. But would you throw your produce in a $200 leather bag? Somehow this seems antithetical to the whole eco-chic thing. - via thefrisky.com

"Plus-Size Model Velvet D’Amour Speaks Out About the Industry and Italian Vogue: The model/actress discusses the trend of putting plus-size models in spreads that reference the rubenesque Renaissance nudes, like the recent ItalianVogue, saying that though it’s a step, real progress will only be made when larger models are shown in innovative, clothed fashion editorials, not just in nudes displaying their bodies." - via frockwriter.blogspot.com

"Elizabeth Taylor’s Diamonds Touring the World: The late beauty’s jewelry collection will take one last whirl around the world before finally being auctioned off in NYC. There’s couture and art in the lot as well." - via omg.yahoo.com

"The Bag That Made History Sells For £25,000: Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s black Asprey bag, which was apparently seen as her “secret weapon” and a symbol of power, sold for about $40,000 earlier this week." - via news.yahoo.com

"The Adorableness That is Loafers: We can all agree on loving slip-on shoes, but have you ever seen ‘em looking this cute? We could watch these six pairs play for hours. Just click; when you see this, you’ll know what we mean. Go!" - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

Scope OutBeyoncé's "Year of 4" Documentary Streaming In Its Complete Entirety On Mtv Now! - via buzzworthy.mtv.com

Academy Award Winning Actress Charlize Theron Has Spoken In Regards Towards Gay-Marraiage Equality. - via towleroad.com

Bad Hair Of The Week. - via thedailywh.at

Gnarly Photo Opts Captured At Random Moments. - via cityrag.com

Prince Albert Of Monaco Weds. - via laineygossip.com

"Linda Evangelista’s Baby Daddy Revealed: Francois-Henri Pinault, husband of Selma Hayek, is said to be the unnamed father of Evangelista’s four year old son." - Fashionista.com - via nypost.com

"Michelle Obama in Jason Wu: The First Lady wore a custom-made frock by the designer during a trip to Boston yesterday." - Fashionista.com - via bostonherald.com

"How to Spot a Knockoff: The truth lies in the stitching and hardware weight." - Fashionista - via huffingtonpost.com

"The World’s Most In-Demand Models: A pile of statistics rank models according to number of covers, runway appearances, Twitter followers and Google searches. Anja Rubik comes out as #1, with Freja Beha Erichsen and Lara Stone not far behind." - Fashionista.com - via thefashionspot.com

"California Passes Web Sales Tax Law: Cali made a law requiring online retailers to collect sales tax, which companies often charge customers for but rarely submit to the state. Battles are sparking between big e-retailers like Amazon, who called the bill unconstitutional and and said they won’t work with any CA affiliates if the law goes into effect." -Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Kate Moss Retrospective Slideshow: In preparation for her wedding tomorrow, Vogue UK compiled a seriously lengthy gallery of Moss’ covers, editorial spreads and street style shots from 1992 to present day. The old ’90s shots by Corinne Day are fantastic, as are some of the model’s changes; remember when she had the pixie cut?" - Fashionista - via vogue.co.uk

"Daphne Guinness’ Designed A Chain-Mail-esque Jeweled Glove: After Guinness told jeweler and friend Shaun Leane “I want to make a suit of armor” at a party five years ago, the two decided to collaborate on a single elaborate piece they call “Contra Mundum,” or “Against The World.” Check out Nick Knight’s stunning photos of a nearly-nude Guinness wearing the elbow-length glove here." - via showstudio.com